- guy: I love natural beauty! Girls who wear too much makeup are disgusting!
- guy: ew stretch marks what are those
- guy: ew pubic hair
- guy: you have to be hairless why don't you shave down there
- guy: ew cellulite
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Today is a pretty day so I’m going to wear my pink jeans, listen to Lana Del Ray and bake some cookies
no you’re not, you’re in your dressing gown not listening to anything and revising
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soooo my psycho flatmate is basically having a breakdown over me and sarah putting his plates in his cupboard
that’s all we did
put his plates in his cupboard
seriously
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
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